Monday, May 02, 2005

are they f***ing seriuos!!!

quench your thirst

I was in my friendly neighborhood Albertsons today (Albertsons, it’s your store), heading for the diet cokes when lo and behold I spotted this disgusting concoction that the crazy people from golden beverages have distributed. On the bottle it says: “Throughout the years, people have enjoyed pickles…and pickle juice. In the tradition of pickles we have crafted pickle juice for those who seek distinctive refreshment with essential vitamin and mineral fortification. Combining the nostalgic goodness of old fashioned pickles with modern nutritional supplements creates the unique Sport Drink with a Bite to quench the craving.”

It’s not 100% pickle juice…in fact it is basically water, salt, vinegar, corn syrup, natural dill flavoring, and a few other nasty ingredients.

I want to know………would any of you guys drink this bile? The whole thing…….not just a sip.


It cracks me up that they are touting this to be a Sports drink.


Blogger j3 said...

worst drawback is pickle breath--almost smells like urine.

you're a lonely man if you drink this crap.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Sweet Pea said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!!!!

11:18 PM  
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11:18 PM  
Blogger Sassypants said...

My grandparents' friends have a sno cone stand, and after countless requests over the years, they added pickle juice as one of their flavors.

7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pickle juice has been used for years as a sports drink in football leagues. No joke.

9:34 AM  
Blogger sarahsmile3 said...

Sassy, I have heard of the pickle juice snow oddity I can only understand by associating it with children. I use to eat frito's and mustard sandwiches.

Anonymous, Steroids have been used in football leagues for years as well. Maybe the drug and pickle juice people can join forces and market some type of pickle-roid.

11:28 AM  
Blogger Sassypants said...

Mmmm, ketchup sandwiches were my favorite...yummy!

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI - Pickle-roid is freakin hilarious! I also heard that sometimes they make you eat mustard on the sidelines. Hmmm... never knew so much happened if you pay attention to something other than how the boys look in those tight little pants! =)Teach

4:21 PM  

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