keys please
keys
Yesterday, I drove to school and found a nice parking spot at a meter. This means that I was able to park for two dollars instead of the $7.00 that the lots charge. I got out of the car, grabbed my books, finished my large diet dr. pepper, pushed down the door lock, and fed the meter 8 quarters. Then it hit me…..I left my stupid keys in the ignition (thankfully, the car was not on). I had class in 30 minutes, but did not want to leave my car on the street for over an hour with the keys in plain site. I just don’t trust those nasty drag rats. Not willing to pay $30.00 for a locksmith to open my door, my only resort was to call Dale and have him bring me the extra key. Long story short, I could not get a hold of him for a while so I had to wait in the hot sun with a full bladder for my hero to arrive and save the day. I missed class. I suck. Why does this always happen to me? More importantly, since this always happens to me why have I not smartened up and got myself an extra key to carry with me? Oh well. I just thought I would share this with you.
Yesterday, I drove to school and found a nice parking spot at a meter. This means that I was able to park for two dollars instead of the $7.00 that the lots charge. I got out of the car, grabbed my books, finished my large diet dr. pepper, pushed down the door lock, and fed the meter 8 quarters. Then it hit me…..I left my stupid keys in the ignition (thankfully, the car was not on). I had class in 30 minutes, but did not want to leave my car on the street for over an hour with the keys in plain site. I just don’t trust those nasty drag rats. Not willing to pay $30.00 for a locksmith to open my door, my only resort was to call Dale and have him bring me the extra key. Long story short, I could not get a hold of him for a while so I had to wait in the hot sun with a full bladder for my hero to arrive and save the day. I missed class. I suck. Why does this always happen to me? More importantly, since this always happens to me why have I not smartened up and got myself an extra key to carry with me? Oh well. I just thought I would share this with you.
2 Comments:
In the words of Nelson, might I say, " AH HAH!!!!"
It would have been even better if you had peed your pants too. HA HA HA HA! You loser.
Hey, I just learned how to pee in the water a year ago so I doubt I could pee my pants.
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