I Apologize

My brother, My sister, and myself

Dear Friends,
My older sister discovered my blog and read the post “Mystery Solved”. Sadly, in this post I mention that my entire family is “jolly” (instead of using the f word).
I hope her feelings are not hurt too badly. Let me set a few things straight….

1.) as you can tell from the pic, None of my siblings were overweight children. We all gained a few pounds as we gained life experience.

2.) For a period of a few years, I was a big fat chunk! I am no supermodel now, but I was once 40-50 pounds heavier. My favorite food was Reases Peanut Butter Puff cereal straight from the box to my mouth…no milk necessary! I could eat a box in a day.

3.) My sister informed me that she does not ever remember telling me that I was adopted. You know what? SHE DID! I wonder if she remembers this little conversation we used to have:
Sister- “Sarah, I think you are pretty”
Me- “really”?
Sister-“Yep, pretty ugly”
Me-“Waaaaaaaaaaaa……..I’m telling”!

Any-hoo, I love my family and would not want to hurt them in any way. I hope you were not too offended by my post. However, now that I know you are reading I may tell more family stories. Like the time we put a pair of your underwear on the wall when we knew you were bringing a date over. Or the time I snuck in your room and found your mace…I thought it was hairspray and sprayed it on my hair (ouch). Oh, or the time we got in that fight and you slapped me causing me to go into a rage so terrible that Dad had to throw me (fully clothed) into a cold shower to calm me down. Ah, memories.

Bro and Sis