New Sheets biatch!

bed on fire

I have wanted orange sheets for a long time. They are pretty hard to find. I guess the demand is low for orange sheets. I wanted a slightly deeper shade of orange, but this is the closest I could find in my price range. Anyway:
the make my bed look like it is on fire,
with the burning desire,
that me and my beloved share.
Between the sheets is where the two of us meet
and every night in each other’s eyes we stare.

HAHAHAHA, I just made myself a lil’ nauseous with that shit. I got on a rhyme kick for a while. How about this one:

The sheets match the shade of the fires of hell,
which serves me and my partner quite well,
for every night that we sleep together,
we wish that the other was in jail.

Is that better?