Bob

he was really BIG

Meet Bob. He is the JI-NORMOUS bug that has been living in my house. I first saw him a few days ago on a wall in my bedroom which is where he was when I took his pic. He hung out in the same spot for hours. The next day, Bob was gone………………or was he? Turns out, Bob decided to move into my bathroom. This is a fact I did not know until last night when I went into the bathroom for my evening bath (a nightly ritual that Dale says is a waste of hot water). So, I go in the bathroom, start my bath, and disrobe. Then, I turn to the sink to brush my teeth (I like to scrub the choppers while naked). Ok, so I approach the sink and low and behold there is BOB!!! I was startled to see him so up close and personal. I screamed, “Dale!!!!!!!! There is a bug!! Come get it!! HURRY”!!! Now, I know that Bob would not bite me, I was more afraid he would somehow enter my ear canal, burrow through my eardrum, enter my inner ear cavity and lay some eggs ( I did not know if Bob was a boy or a girl). The little baby Bobs would later emerge from their shell and form a bug colony in my head. Other bugs would find out about this bug oasis and would soon join them, entering my ear as I lay sleeping at night. Eventually, it would drive me mad and I would pull my hair out and call myself Chaka. This could not be a good thing. So, faster that you could say “Sarah is a wussy” I jumped in my bath tub and closed the shower curtain. Dale saved the day by capturing Bob in a Rudy’s BBQ drinking cup and then setting him free outside. THE END.
P.S. "Sarah is a Wussy" sounds like a chinese food restaurant.