Wednesday, August 24, 2005

A Prayer

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Dear Lord,
I want to take this moment to thank you for one of your greatest blessings. Thank you, oh Father, for allowing Dave Navarro to reach the level of fame that made it possible for the American Public to be able to watch him. Dave appears on the small screen not once, not twice, but three times a week as a co-host on the reality show “Rock Star INXS”.
God, I just wanted to let you know that without Dave I would not be secure in the fact that no matter how much of an ass I may ever appear to be, Mr. Navarro will ALWAYS be a bigger one. Heavenly Father, I also take comfort in knowing that I will NEVER be as pompous or Vain as Dave. The world can only hold one ego as huge as his. If we had more Navarros out there then I firmly believe the world would implode.
SERIOUSLY, did you guys see that show tonight? I caught the tail end of it, as I often do because I can’t bring myself to watch an entire episode for the fear that I may vomit uncontrollably, and I almost pee’d myself. The blonde guy got called out as one of the bottom three contestants. Dave Navarro said something along the lines of “Dude, I don’t know what to say….this is a travesty, I just don’t know what to say”. Then, Dave held the mic out an arms length away from his body and let it drop to the floor with a sad thud. The rest of the panel was silent from the shock of Dave’s cheesiness. (the rest of the panel being the remaining members of INXS by the way). Dave then topped his microphone dropping dramatics by pointing at the panel of INXS with all the dramatic flair that is infused into his DNA so that they would know it was their turn to speak.

Oh Dave, every time I catch a moment of that show I see you making an ass out of yourself. I LOVE IT!


Blogger Laurie said...

I felt bad for Marty, his poor little feelings were then crushed by everyone, but Dave. Sheesh. I love the scary conductor!

Rock on Mig!

Laurie Boatner, CMP (yes I'm going to do it every time)

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laurie, I am assuming this means you passed your test? If so, congrats! :) Sarah, sorry I missed the crappy TV show, although it sounds like it was fabulous. However, I was out on my second date of this week. Holla!

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sarah - can you please make sure everyone knows that it WILL be an 80s party on the 7th of October. Anyone who would like an invite should email your address to And get your rubics cubes ready....

7:55 PM  
Blogger St3phani3 said...

Hey, I agree Dave Sucks.....why they picked him to help host I will never know. As a teen of the 80's I loved INXS! I still listen to my most favorite album "KICK" (ezcellent) Anyway I would hate to think that just because the band lost their lead singer went away all too soon from aparently his own will.... or whatever...INXS may be puppets to the "Network" I hate to say! DAMN! But I do watch the show, :-)

7:32 PM  
Blogger St3phani3 said...

ha ha excellent that is. wow can't we edit the comments?

7:34 PM  

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