Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Violent Waggle

Something EXTREMLY disturbing happened to me this morning. Let me set the scene. Around 8:00 I parked on 25th street, a few blocks west of campus. I got out of my car and began walking towards the communication building. It was drizzling so I had to use my umbrella. The only thing I was carrying was my big, green, sequenced bag. I had on a skirt, a shirt, and my wedge heals. As I am walking, I am thinking about everything I have to do for the day. I am also enjoying the soft rain. It was a pretty morning. Then, as I am walking in front of an apartment complex, a notice something through the use of my peripheral vision. Upon first glance, I think I see a man peeing. He is facing me, and is about a yard away from where I was. I do a double take and I notice that he has his “little friend” in his hand. His pants are not down but his “Lil’ guy” is most definitely protruding through his fly. What is more disturbing is that he is staring right at me, and he is WAGGLING THE THING AT ME IN A VERY FAST, VIOLENT MANNER!
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So what do I do?

I flipped him the bird. And I did it in an equally violent manner.

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I knew right after I did it, that it was a mistake. I could not help it…it was my first reaction. He yells something at me so I pick up the pace a little. As I put more distance between us, I keep looking over my shoulder to make sure he is not following me.

Right when I think I am in the clear, I hear the screeching of car tires. He had gottten into his car and was chasing me!!! The son of a bitch almost jumped the curb that was separating us as he tried to pull up beside me. Again, he was yelling something, but I could not understand what it was.

I started to run.
In my heels.
In the, at this point, pouring rain.

Mother fucker.

I saw this homeless guy up the street, so I ran towards him. The sexual offender guy had turned down a different street (thank God). I walked with the bum, making conversation with him until I reached campus. I did not tell him what just happened because I did not want to freak him out. I did not want to be alone, either.

When I got to school, I called the cops and filed a report.

I asked the woman officer on the phone “Is it illegal to flip someone off?” She said “Honey, I don’t think so but what that man did to you is MOST DEFINITELY illegal”.

What pisses me off the most is that he scared me. I was running for my life! I am so pissed about that. Tomorrow, I am going to go incognito and try to find his car so that I can take a picture and give it to the police. If I find him, I will get his fucking picture. I know he is a construction worker because of what he was wearing (All white…there is a group of these guys that all wear the same thing. Must be their company’s policy).

I’ll let you know what happens.




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Blogger j3 said...

Go armed wit a taser...shock it til it falls off.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Laurie said...

We need the update...LB

4:29 PM  
Blogger sarahsmile3 said...

I went looking for him yesterday. No luck finding him.
I did find my pepper spray, though, and will be carrying it with me from now on.

6:57 AM  
Anonymous Cmac said...

We need to put a posse together and find that bastard so we can kick his nasty ass!

10:29 AM  
Blogger j3 said...

It just dawned on me the title of the post is "The Violent Waggle"...even though it is intended to be a very serious story and I'm sorry that it happened to you that title is slammin.

5:54 AM  

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