Sunday, August 28, 2011

Death of a Sock Dachshund

A year or two ago, I made a replica of my real dachshund, Charlie, In the form of a sock dachshund.

It took a long time to make and I thought it was pretty dang cute. Sure, Charlie was creeped out by it but that made it all the more charming.

An hour or two ago, I walked into the living room to find Cooper (my other real Dachshund) ripping into the sock dachshund. This is the gruesome scene that the murderous Cooper left in his wake:

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Guts everywhere

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Twisted body

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Gaping hole in the neck

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I attempted mouth-to-mouth

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But I could not save him it. I held it's broken body in my arms and screamed...

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WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????


Friggen' Cooper. He's a Blood-thirsty killer.
(Blood = Stuffing)
(Blood also = cicadas)

2 Comments:

Blogger Kimberly June said...

I'd press charges. That sock dog was adorable.

10:16 AM  
Blogger "Miss Bee" said...

Oh no! Your description is hilarious. I *do* have to admit that I'm glad it was Cooper that killed him instead of Blossom.

7:40 PM  

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