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Is it gross that I posted a pic of my feet? I have to be honest, I feel a little weird about doing so. They don’t stink, I promise.
I got a MUCH needed pedicure today. The color I chose is an OPI shade called “Hollywood and Vine”. Awwwww, what a cute name. It is time to end the French manicures of the summer and move into the approaching fall colors.

I also got my eyebrows waxed, something that was way overdue. The blunt lady that waxed them for me told me so.

blunt Lady: “Wow, you really need a wax!”
Me: “Uh, yea…it’s been a while”
blunt Lady: “It must have been a REALLY long time”
Me: “Mmmmm”
I did not know what to say to her! Really, she does not need to point out that my brows were unruly; I knew that which is why I was THERE!

Eyebrows fixed

Oh, and the lady that did my pedicure felt it necessary to loudly inform me that one of my feet had a bigger callous than the other. I don’t know if the two young gals sitting next to me wanted to know that, but they found out anyway. (now you know it as well)
Thank you pedicure lady.

The other day, Dale and I were driving down Burnet and I spotted a wig shop that I had never seen before! OH MY GOSH! I can’t wait to go visit it. I need a red wig.
“need a red wig, don’t you mean you Want a red wig?”
No I NEED one, like I need the blood in my veins which is also red.

I made a lot of new enemies this summer, and by enemies I mean POUNDS. 6-10 of these bastards decided to take up residence in my mid-section. I have already given them an eviction notice, but they are still hanging around. By the beginning of next week, I hope that two of them will have come to there senses and take off.

I really like King of the Hill. Dale says that I can do Bobby’s voice really well.

I conquered my fear of boats just in time for the end of my summer Va-Ca.