Tory thinks he knows

Yup, that’s Tory

The following is a message I received in my myspace inbox. Tory, age 29 from Austin, says the following:

I am new to myspace and these are my first thoughts of your profile displayed “Interesting but ODD Sexy” “eyes alluring” “princess with obvious style” “when guys see you they think in their head HELLO!! but they are scared to approach you I do not know WHY?” “People see you and they think you will give them something that is missing in them which is scary uh??” “Bratty girlee girl that everyone wants to be, so how do you handle the POWER? Do you condescend or do you connect and lead?” “Elegance in your own way” “Free from society’s sexual repression, that’s powerful” “you throw tantrums a spanking applied when deemed necessary” “first impression of you; womanhood done very very well BUT most pretty faces can NOT back it up with substance in their thoughts where it counts, I’ll bet your different” Drop me a note sometime sweet delicious…..

Tory

Wow, Tory, you really know me. How did you do that?

HAHAHA! I wonder if he took some class on how to pick up ladies. Do you think this works on some gals? What Tory did not seem to get from my “profile displayed” was this little bit of information:

Who I'd like to meet:
”I am not here to flirt. I am married, and love my husband.”

Honestly, it kinda cracks me up when I get these messages. The internet has brought forth a new way for people to hit on each other. Pick up lines are now pick up paragraphs. I never reply to these things. Instead, I just put them up here for you all to see. You can thank me later.

Your friend, “ODD Sexy”