I embarrass myself
That’s my pup, cooper. Look at him. Cute, I know. His cuteness is a problem. Because of his overload of cuteness, I have become one of “those people” that baby talk their dog.
“aww….does the lil coopie woopie have a buddie?”
That is Casper, a friend’s dog (also very cute).
I catch myself talking to the dog like this all the time. It’s just sickening. I hate it, yet I can’t stop.
“oh, Mr. Cooper is sweepie. He bought a ticket to sweepieville, yes he did…YES HE DID!”
When Dale gets home, I catch myself telling the canine:
“go see your daddy!”
Dale is guilty of the baby talk crime as well. In fact, he may be worse than I am.
Sorry in advance for anyone that hears me speaking like an idiot to my dog. I can’t help it. I just want to put him in my pocket and walk around wif hiz wittle bodie awl cute an’ cuddlie cuz he is mr. precious boots, yes he is!
DAMN!
I told you.
You have been warned.
posted by sarahsmile3 at
3:23 PM
4 Comments:
i baby talk too, but i use obsenities...like, "ooh, you're a stupid motherfucker aren't you? you little dumb asshole. yeah, you're a dumb asshole, tucker." i still mean well and am very affectionate, i just really would rather cuss when i talk in that voice.
You will soon find yourself making the dog do little dances, making up little songs (little weenie wanna go outside?) and buying outfits. You may think that you will never allow your dog to wear clothes, but just wait. Oh, just wait.
Aw! Annie just got a puppy, too. His name is Butler. Oh, yes him is a sweet leetle, isn't him? Oh, him needa go potty? Huh? Do ya boy? Come on, sweet baby... cooooome on. Oh, yes, you love your momma, don't you boy... you love your momma....
Your blog cracked me up. I have a new pup who is 4 months old; Gracie May. I talk to her like that ALL the time. Never ever thought twice about it until I read this post. Freakin' hilarious! ;) That said, what kinda pup is Cooper? He's precious!
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