Thursday, November 03, 2005

Cuts and Burns (go together like socks and shoes...for me anyway)

In a previous blog entry, someone left this comment:
“What’s up with the band aids?”

I cropped the picture this comment referenced to get a closer look at my band-aid ridden fingers. Now you look. YOU LOOK NOW!
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As the picture explains, the band-aid on my middle finger is covering a burn (cigarette burn to be specific ---a casualty from being down town on a Saturday night). The other band-aid is covering a tender cut. This one is harder to explain…
I was trying to open a package and my hand slipped causing the fingernail on the index finger of my other hand to slice the skin of my index finger on the hand in the picture.
Small cut, but boy did it smart.

Let me clue you in on a little factoid about me:

Don’t believe me?
Ya’ll best recognize!
Check this out.

Close to a year ago, I was cooking some vegetarian pizza. I had a little accident when I was trying to get the baking dish out of the oven. Here, see for yourselves:
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Man that hurt.

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A few days past, and my burn became lonely. That is when the next injury manifested itself:
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“Thanks a lot food processor blade”

I might not be happy, but the two wounds are (because they have each other).
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I know you think I am crazy. It’s ok, so do the voices inside my head.
Tomorrow, I promise to tell the story of Halloween Dale (the cures of the wig).
I just had to get this one out of the way.
Ya’ll have a good night now. Sleep deeply, and dream of my injuries.


Blogger Laurie said...

I think you planted that Anon comment so you could show us all your cuts and such. Uh huh...I'm on to you missy!

7:03 PM  
Blogger sarahsmile3 said...

I think you drink your own pee.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

WOW - Now Now, did they warrant that type of comment?? HUH??

4:10 PM  

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