What I have been thinking about

It bothers me that I was a little sad when hearing that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are getting divorced. Why should I care? Why should any of us care? Maybe because they exposed their marriage on MTV for us to all ohh and ahh over. Maybe it is because I am married and I don’t like to think of people divorcing. Maybe it is because I think Joe Simpson may possibly have a hand in this. Again, it bothers me that I am even wasting brain waves on this shit. All in all, their relationship was probably more about the wedding than the marriage. Ah to be young and in Hollywood. Any takers on who Nick will date next? A porn star, maybe? How about a nice girl next door type. I hope that he ends up with someone who knows that tuna is not made of chicken.

And what about these stupid dating shows? Specifically, the one on MTV where there is a bus load of guys or girls waiting in line to date the same person. I think it is called NEXT. The contestants introduce themselves with “witty” one liners such as: “HI, I am Alysha and this guy won’t next me cause I’m a classic BEAUTY with a classic BOOTY”.
Can you imagine if they did the same show with a bunch of 40 year olds? HAHAHAHA!
“ Hi, my name is Tina and this guy won’t next me because I can do his taxes and show him my ASSets”

I talked to a drag rat today. He was really nice. It took him a month to hitchhike here from northern California. He says he will have to leave soon because he got into a fight with another drag rat and was arrested for it. Now, he has a court date coming up and he will not attend because he has no money to pay the fee or whatever. If he stays, he will end up in jail. I gave him thirty five cents. The best part was that he did not stink. Good for him.

I only have 19 to go until the semester is over. Better yet, I only have 4 class days left. Wa-hoo! I can smell the gimlets waiting for me!