Sunday

I got a MUCH needed pedicure today. I liked the color on my toe nails so much that I decided to get it on my fingernails as well. It’s called “big apple red”. I chose it because it reminds me of the much loved, approaching spring season and I need that reminder seeing that it was witch tit cold today. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I figured that dale and I could afford a manicure/pedicure seeing that we are saving money from me not smoking. That shit is expensive!

I wish granola was not so fat filled. It is so tasty. I want to open my mouth and pour vanilla flavored granola into it until it is completely full.

I am watching some “fat camp” show on MTV. Poor fat kids. It is hard enough being a teenager without being fat. One of the girls on the show is really pretty. You know she gets the ol’ “you have such a pretty face” comment which translates into, “hey fatty, you are pretty but it does not matter because you are fat”.
People may not mean it that way, but that is what we hear. Yes, I got that shit when I was heavier as did my friend Dina.

But

I

Digress.

I hope everyone has a good week. Well, not everyone. I hope your week sucks, Colin.

I take it back. I hope you have a good week.