Beard Contest Part 5: Freestyle

I lied. I'm only going to post the freestyle pics right now. Pictures from the Ladies competition will be featured in the next blog. Are we still friends? Good. You can buy me lunch.

Here we go:

Curly McCurlerson


Another curly contender


This guy came out on stage and performed a series of poses. The host didn't even interview him as the poses spoke loudly enough. Speaking of loud, get a load of that shirt.

My favorite freestyle candidate:

Mr. Penguin

Ugh...and then there was this guy:

He wore very VERY short jean shorts with no underwear.


Here, look for yourself

I know he did not have underwear on because he hiked his leg up on the monitor directly in front of me. I had to turn away. I am still having nightmares about what I saw that night.


There were some more contestants but I cut it down to dudes you see above.

Here are some bonus pics of the DJ

As a dude



As a gal.

Do guys think that women go around with bows in their hair? Why else would he put one in his? He is wearing enough make-up to keep Sephora in the black, so we know he is not trying to look like a little girl....yet he chooses the kiddie bow as an accessory. Interesting.

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