Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Beard Contest Part 7: Ladies

It's now time to share the photos from the part of the Beard and Moustache that featured the ladies!
This gal was the first contestant on the price is right! Um, scratch that. Sorry. Speaking of "scratch that" how in the heck do I create a strike through on this sucker? I see it done on other blogs so I know it is possible. Somebody google it for me. I am feeling a bit lazy.

Yes, that is how she introduced herself. Later on when her boyfriend was on stage being judged on his facial hair, he gave a shout out and said "I came down here from Portland with my girlfriend SARAHFUCKIN'BLUE!

And then there was this lady:
I thought it was clever.

This one was my personal favorite:
She made that hat and beard. Nice.

Another cool beard:
flashin' a little belly never hurt nobody.

Oh, wow! Look at this one:
Would you believe me if I told you that her beard was made from actual human hair? Well you better, because those are her dreadlocks that she had saved after she sheared them from her head. Yes...I'm serious. Looks like they came in handy. When I saw them, all I could think was "I bet they stink." Sorry, but that is what I thought. I mean no harm.

This chick had a pretty cool look:
Who is that guy totally checking out her ass?

Well, it's this guy:
Still checking out her ass.

Here is a picture of his complete outfit:
Looks a bit like Joan Cusack.

And here he is allowing the host to motorboat his non-existant cleavage.

Up next- Gnarliest Beard. After that, I will post the winners. Damn, this is the longest series ever. I can't wait for it to be over.


Blogger "Miss Bee" said...

That dred beard is nasty. No offense to the clever girl that thought of it, but you are right.... it had to be smelly!

7:52 PM  
Blogger Tracy Fennell said...

It's almost as if someone took a trip to an exotic land, and they were expecting loads of adventure and thrills....only to be met by beard contest after beard contest after beard contest.

8:50 PM  
Blogger sarahsmile3 said...

I feel like I am taking crazy pills!

6:52 AM  
Blogger Amie said...

You guys, it was totally clean hair, it had been washed a lot during the 9 years i had them, and i washed them again before making the beard. I'm a girl, hygiene still rules ;) Shit, it won me some good prizes!!

12:11 PM  
Blogger sarahsmile3 said...

Amie, you rule. I should have known that a gal as cute as you would not have stinky dreds. I apologize.
: )

3:09 PM  

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