Thursday, March 10, 2011

Beard Contest Part 8: Moustache

BLAST! I forgot about the moustache portion of the competition. I thought I was almost done with this series but, alas, I was wrong. Let's get this thing going:
a tiny comb for your moustache

This guy was my favorite:
Check out the curly action!

More curls
nice bow tie.

This guy had the crazy eye:

Whats up with this guy?

Take a closer look:
Smallest. Moustache. Ever.

Hope you save the princess, fella.

This guy invested in some moustache wax.
That's for sure.

The host asked this guy if he wanted to touch moustaches. The guy reluctantly agreed and went in for the touch. It was not a kiss.....or was it? Why did he have to close his eyes just to touch moustaches?
Kissin' Kissin', that's what I've been missin'.

How are you?

Not sure what is going on here:
Better get that thing under control.

Look who fancy:
He is better than his mind.

So the guy dressed like a golfer decided it would be a good idea to use his golf club to knock a few golf balls into the audience. Yes, I'm serious.
I saw it about to happen and I ducked as low as I could. When I came back up, the host was freaking out at what the golfer just did. Then, this other dude was making his way up to the stage. I looked at him and saw the golf-ball-sized dent in his head. No lie. He crashed the stage and confronted the golfer. I thought a fight would break out, but they managed to keep the peace. The golfer ended up getting kicked out of the competition....possibly the bar.

Ok, Next post is gnarliest beard.


Blogger "Miss Bee" said...

Those are some impressive moustaches! I especially like the tiniest one in Texas!!!

6:01 PM  
Blogger Tracy Fennell said...

Day 13 of our ordeal progresses...I awake now in the night multiple times, thinking facial hair is after me. Haven't seen the cat in 3 days...I think it was the lousy mutton chops that got him!

12:56 AM  
Blogger sarahsmile3 said...

Haaaaaaaaahahahha! We move forward today, my friend. Gnarliest beard will be up soon.

6:52 AM  

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