Monday, March 14, 2011

Beard Contest Part 9: Gnarliest Chops

I see a light at the end of the tunnel, folks. After this post, there will be one more post where I show you the winners. It might be a long last post, but I vow to only do one more beard post after this one. THAT'S IT DAMN IT!

And now I bring you the Gnarliest Beard contestants....or at least the pics of my favorites.
First up, group shot:
Well now this is a motley crew if I have ever seen one. Check out Santa over on the left.

This feller has a little bit of a Shooter Jennings thing going on....with a longer beard:
Nice shades

He goes in for the "Beard Kiss"- They say they are just touching beards. Yeah, that's where it begins.
I like it.

The Brawny Man/Lumberjack shows us what he is working with:
Hairy Logger.

This guy has a pretty impressive beard:
HE get's a kiss from the Beard Groomer Girl who also happens to be his girlfriend.

This guy has a good beard and a funny shirt:
"More people have read this shirt than your blog." He's probably right.

This guy:
Was a nice person.

Another group shot:
Now we're talkin'

Red beards are all the rage this season:
Fire crotch. (yes, that was the easy joke and yes, I used it. I'm tired!)

This young man is the world beard champion or something.
He fluffs his beard like a pro.

His beard earns points for length, width, and vibrancy of color.

Finally, we have Pee-Paw Lederhosen:

Danny Called him "Old Man Winter"
He was my favorite because of his outfit.

That wraps up Gnarliest Beard.


Next, the finale. I'll post the winners and be done with this mess. Damn you Misprint Magazine for hosting such a cool event! It was hard to choose which photos to post because every beard was good!

In other news:
I'm on spring break!

SXSW Music starts on Wednesday!

Some old guy at Starbucks just told his friends to start taking Potassium iodide pills to prepare for the forthcoming nuclear waste problem that will be brought over to us in the wind from Japan. He said, "Hell, I already took 2 this morning!" Right after that, his old ass friend sneezed on me. Three times. Does he have a pill for that?

That is all.


Blogger "Miss Bee" said...

Old Man Winter gets my vote... I can't wait to see the winners! Seriously! It feels like I've been waiting forever.

4:35 PM  
Blogger Tracy Fennell said...

Haha, taking more than 1 K pill a day is stupid, your thingie can only absord so much. I do vote for lederhosen as well. YODELAYHOOOO. This post sponsodered by Four Loko.

8:19 PM  

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