STAB YOUR LIVER!

Ok, so here is the story morning glory.

A while back, whilst hanging out with PJ and Kristi, I met their friend Brad.

There he is, on the left, playing golf with Dale and PJ (amongst others).

Dale and I immediately liked him. He went to Tech, so we have Lubbock in common. Plus, he is just a super nice fella.

I don’t know if I like him enough to sit in his lap, but whatever.

A few weekends back, I went to Shenanigans with Kristi, PJ, Kim, and Brad.

PJ was taking the pic.

I was not drinking beer that night. Instead, I opted for the rum and diet coke. Big mistake!!! I don’t know if the bartender heard me correctly when I placed my order, because the drink I was given was more like rum and a splash of coke. Eee gads!

I felt ok, though. I sat and talked with everybody and things were groovy.

Look, PJ is in the pic

Then, before you could say “please add more coke to this drink” they turned quite ugly…

Take a look

Now, do you see how my ciggy (I am going to quit soon I swear) is way too close to Brad’s face? Foreshadowing people.

Long story short, I somehow burned poor Brad right below his eyebrow. It caused his skin to scab over. I am not sure how it happened, but It did.

This past weekend, I managed to chip his front tooth. Yeah.

I was doing the ol’ “stop hitting yourself” routine with him, and I accidentally hit his tooth with my ring.

Brad: (covering his mouth)“Oh my god, I think you chipped my tooth!”

Me: “Whatever, sucker!”

Brad: “Oh shit, seriously! I think you just chipped it” (Runs to the bathroom)

Me: “crap”

I felt REALLY BAD about the whole thing. Brad says he is going to stay away from me now. I think that is probably for the best. Otherwise, I might accidentally stab him in the liver next time.

It’s been known to happen.