Wednesday, September 05, 2007

STAB YOUR LIVER!

Ok, so here is the story morning glory.

A while back, whilst hanging out with PJ and Kristi, I met their friend Brad.

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There he is, on the left, playing golf with Dale and PJ (amongst others).

Dale and I immediately liked him. He went to Tech, so we have Lubbock in common. Plus, he is just a super nice fella.

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I don’t know if I like him enough to sit in his lap, but whatever.

A few weekends back, I went to Shenanigans with Kristi, PJ, Kim, and Brad.

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PJ was taking the pic.

I was not drinking beer that night. Instead, I opted for the rum and diet coke. Big mistake!!! I don’t know if the bartender heard me correctly when I placed my order, because the drink I was given was more like rum and a splash of coke. Eee gads!

I felt ok, though. I sat and talked with everybody and things were groovy.

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Look, PJ is in the pic

Then, before you could say “please add more coke to this drink” they turned quite ugly…

Take a look

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Now, do you see how my ciggy (I am going to quit soon I swear) is way too close to Brad’s face? Foreshadowing people.

Long story short, I somehow burned poor Brad right below his eyebrow. It caused his skin to scab over. I am not sure how it happened, but It did.

This past weekend, I managed to chip his front tooth. Yeah.

I was doing the ol’ “stop hitting yourself” routine with him, and I accidentally hit his tooth with my ring.

Brad: (covering his mouth)“Oh my god, I think you chipped my tooth!”

Me: “Whatever, sucker!”

Brad: “Oh shit, seriously! I think you just chipped it” (Runs to the bathroom)

Me: “crap”

I felt REALLY BAD about the whole thing. Brad says he is going to stay away from me now. I think that is probably for the best. Otherwise, I might accidentally stab him in the liver next time.

It’s been known to happen.

2 Comments:

Blogger sarahsmile3 said...

Oh, and I GAINED 2 lbs this week. SON OF A BITCH!

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vodka not beer!

5:39 PM  

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