Monday, April 12, 2010

Hot Rollers, Hair Spray, and Teasing

I got bored and I didn't want to clean, work, or do anything productive. Therefore, the hot rollers came out to play.

Would you still be my friend if I wore my hair like this?

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I should go to work like this and see if my co-workers notice.
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They probably wouldn't notice, actually. My hair is so volatile. One day, it's made up of bouncy curls and the next it looks like it's in the beginning stages of dread locks.


Did you know that many years ago my husband told me I should dread lock my hair? Is that the right way to use that phrase? Whatever. Any-hoo, he did. He also told me I could let my legs and under arms get hairy. He denies this but I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. He said that my hair "naturally wants to form into dread locks" and that I should let it. I said something like, "well if I have dreads I might as well splash on the patchouli and throw away my lady schick." He responded with "that's ok with me, wully bully" Ok, maybe he didn't say that exactly but I remember him saying he wouldn't care if I had hairy pits. Gross.
Again, he does not remember any such thing....but I do.

No thanks. White kids sporting dread locks is on my list of things that piss me off.
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Besides, white chicks that sport dreads typically don't wear make-up. Obviously, I love the make-up.

While I'm at it, the same goes for cornrows. I don't care if you are on a cruise to Jamaica. Don't do it. Buy yourself a rum drink instead. You'll thank me later when you don't look like this:
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That is all.

3 Comments:

Blogger "Miss Bee" said...

The fluffy look isn't really you but you can pull just about anything off! Plus red lipstick makes it work.

PS - Thanks for the PSA against cornrows. I agree.

6:20 PM  
Blogger M--- said...

I have to agree on the corn rows, too. No cruise anywhere near a Caribbean island is worth that look. Seriously. And the dread locks kinda gross me out on the whole. I just wanna shave every dread-locked head I see and yell "DO OVER!!" But that might just be me.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dreads are hot hot hot.

That is all. :)

10:06 PM  

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