Lily

Here is a pic of my brand new niece, Lily Mae.


I love the name “Lily”.
I wonder if her mom will call her “Lily”, or “Lilly Mae”?

Maybe she will call her “Lil”

Or “lee”

I am gonna call her “Cutie pie 5000”.

Look at these pics of her and her sister:





The cuteness is overwhelming. I can’t take it! The sweetness is giving me type II diabetes!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Get Behind Me SANTA

Yes, I know that the White Stripes album released in 2005 is actually titled “Get Behind me Satan”.


And yes, my friend that owns the burned CD you see pictured here knows that as well.

However, he is afraid of Satan.


Therefore, he changed the title so that the name “Satan” was no longer a part of it.

I tried to explain to him that “Get behind me Satan” is basically telling the devil to f**k off. He did not care.

I told him that Jack White, of the White Stripes, is Catholic and even considered becoming a priest.

Did not matter.

I told him that I was going to take a picture of his CD and post it on my blog so that I could make fun of him.

“oh well”, he said. He does not read the blog anyway.

The end.

The lost Halloween

Friends, this is the first time in my 29 years of life that I have not dressed up for Halloween.

Why???

Fu**ing grad school, that’s why. Initially, I wanted to be a person straight out of the old west. I had the costume all planned in my head. There was no time to pull it together, so I had to abort the mission.

Then, I thought about being a witch. I have NEVER dressed as a witch for Halloween before, so this would have been a good opportunity to do so. Again, the outfit was all planned in my head but I had no time to pull it together.

Buying a pre-made costume at the store does not agree with me. It takes all the fun away. So, when faced with the choice of either buying a costume (ugh) or skipping Halloween, I had to skip Halloween.

Next year, I will be the best witch you have ever seen!!!!

During my Christmas break, I think I will have to dress up several times and post the pics on the blog so that I can somewhat make myself feel better for missing my favorite holiday.

I know you wanna see that.

Even though I did not get to dress up, I did get something really great for Halloween. A new niece was born at 4:00 in the morning this Oct. 31st. Her name is Lily.