Are you wondering where I have been? If so, read the following myspace survey I just filled out. If not, then why are you here? Maybe you should think about that young man/lady. That’s right, I called you a “man/lady” now get over it.
1.What is the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Once again, google was the last “thing” I texted. Google and I went to summer camp together in Wisconsin.
2.What is wrong with you right now?
I am in horrible pain. You see, last Wed I had half of a root canal done (the second half was scheduled for this Thursday). The dentist sent me home and said I may experience pain for two days. I did, and then it went on for four more days. I went back today to see what the hell was going on. He figured that he left some “infected pulp” in the cavity and had to remove my temporary filling and clean out the socket again. Now, cleaning out the socket is a bitch. Basically, he takes theses needles (I think they are called endofiles), inserts them into the socket (or, “pulp chamber”) and ferociously moves them up and down to scrape out any tissue. He filled my tooth back up with the temp filling and sent me and my numbed up mouth on my way. Four hours later, I was in so much pain I thought I was going to vomit.
Oh, and the kicker is that I can’t finish the root canal until next week. The double kicker is that I have to do this 2 more times. 3.Do you miss your first love?
How can I even think of such things when I just had needles jammed in my tooth socket?
4.When did you last cry?
You would have thought that I cried today but I didn’t. I am one tough bitch.
5.Who do you hate?
I hate my father’s genetics for giving me such bad teeth. I don’t hate you, dad, just your damned DNA….although I did get fabulous calf muscles from your side of the family as well as my charming “butt chin.”
6.What do you want in your life right now?
Hmmm, let me think…oh yeah, I want the pain to stop.
7.Are you happy right now?
Are you fucking kidding me???
8.Do you have feelings for more than 1 person?
Right now, my feelings are focused on my pain though the vicodin is starting to kick in a bit.9. Have you been to a baby shower?
Only 2 and I was a kid at the first one. I am going to be throwing one next month. There will be NO stupid games, such as tasting baby food and what not.
I could use about 3 shots of whiskey.11.What is your favorite thing to have on your bed?
An Ice pack for my face.
12. What do you wear to bed?
Do you really care? I wear an ice pack strapped to my face in an effort to numb the pain.13.Do you tend to make relationships difficult?
I am making Dale stop by HEB to get me soft foods and more cherry vanilla ice cream. Is that so difficult?
14.What are you doing/did today?
Went to work, went to dentist, went back to work, had to leave work an hour early for fear that I would throw up, went to Walgreens, and now I am home with my ice pack, my pain pills, and my dog who is extremely sensitive to my suffering. 15. What was the last movie you went to?
The one I imagined as my dentist was torturing me. I was snorkeling in Hawaii…it was lovely. 16.Name an award you have won:
I should receive the “one tough bitch” award for all the pain I have endured this year.
17. Do you remember your dreams?
Only the ones I remember. That made sense to me…the vicodin must be working.
18. Do you read?
How else would I fill this out, genius?19.Do you like anyone right now?
20. Are you bored?
Not at all. This is quite fascinating. Not as fascinating as the man I was sitting next to at the pharmacy. He was reading a book and he would talk to himself every once in a while. Coooo-Koooooooooo!
21.Do you say dawg?
22. What bank do you use?
None of your business, dawg! (shit)23. Who was last to cook for you?
HEB has been providing my mushy food for almost a week. The whipped sweet potatoes are great.24. Do you care what others think about you?
I sure do. When you are a teen, you have to say “no” when answering this question. Now, it is better to say “yes” because it’s the truth and there is nothing wrong with it. I want people to like me. I want my colleagues to respect my opinion. I want my husband to love me and think I am attractive. I want my parents to be proud of me.25. Who was the last person you called?
26. Who was the last missed call?
The spine doctor. Yep, that shit is still going on.
27. What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was sitting in the Dentist’s chair getting “numbed up.”